Friday, March 26, 2021

The Friday Link for 3/26/21

Howdy everyone!

Let me start with a plea. Take the pandemic seriously until it's over.  Right now across Minnesota we have outbreaks being fueled by these new variants which are threatening to move Minnesota back into a shut down pattern.  Wash hands, wear a mask, social distance and try to limit contact with large groups.

The good news is if we all do that now, soon we should be able to return to a pre-pandemic life.  Governor Walz has opened up vaccinations for everyone 16 and older in Minnesota starting on Tuesday.  Get vaccinated and stay safe and this will be over a lot faster.

This week, short and sweet with Mystery Science Theater and their classic riff on The Unearthly ("Ladies and Gentlemen the Edgar Allen Poe Marching Band!").  It also includes the classic shorts Posture Pals and Appreciating Our Parents!

Be healthy and be safe!

Have a great weekend!






BYE!!!

Sometime you get a perfect storm; an absolute idiot proposes and absolutely idiotic idea.  When it happens, magic occurs.

The latest example of this involves the idiotic Minnesota Representative Jeremy Munson.  There have been a lot of dumbs things this clown has done, but prior to this, probably the stupidest was when he started dishing out medical advice to diabetics.  Munson does not have (to my knowledge) diabetes, nor is he a licensed medical professional, but neither stopped him from handing out insulin advice in a WalMart parking lot.  

Wow! That's stupid!

Munson has outdone himself with his latest suggestion, that basically the western 2/3rds of Minnesota should secede from the state of Minnesota and join South Dakota. 


Munson is likely proposing this for two reasons.  One, this is one of those red meat Righto talking points which Republicans use to try to fire up their base, something which on the outside looks like a tough guy stance, sticking it to the Libs!  

The other seems to be an attempt at trying to get South Dakota Kristi Noem's attention.  Noem, who has gleefully sickened and killed tens of thousands of her own citizens through her atrocious Corona Virus response, is getting some talk in circles regarding a Presidential run in 2024. Munson seems to be trying to get her to pay attention to him.  Mission Accomplished!  Noem did respond, although it's not clear if this was a full throated endorsement of the idea.  If this wasn't partially about sucking up to Noem, then why not try to secede to North Dakota, or split the purged MN counties, with parts going North and parts going South?

For the record, I FULLY ENDORSE THIS IDEA!  Seriously I do.  Don't get me wrong, I love all of Minnesota, and have spent a lot of time in the southwestern part of the state, Brainerd area and in Bemidji.  Those places all have some wonderful elements to them, and would be a loss for Minnesota, but we'd still be able to access them, so it's not like they would no longer exist.  

I LOVE this idea for the comedic potential of watching Munson and his allies faces when they realize what they have really done.  I also love it for how the Twin Cities metro would benefit GREATLY from getting rid of these rural western Minnesota moocher counties who drain our tax payer dollars.

Munson doesn't suggest the western part of Minnesota becoming a brand new state, only that they'd get folded into South Dakota.  Like I said earlier, it feels like there's a suck up to Noem strategy here, but I'm going to guess Munson already has done the math on what the costs would be to start the 51st state.  The region he's suggesting jettison itself from Minnesota wouldn't have the financial where with all to start a state from scratch. 

You need to build a Capitol, Departments of Health and Human Services, Transportation, Natural Resources, Agriculture and quite a few more.  Those will all be pricey.  Just the launching of license plates and new signage will cost tens of millions.  

A western Minnesota new state wouldn't be able to afford itself, as these counties DESPERATELY need the Twin Cities tax dollars to pay their bills.  By trying to join South Dakota instead of starting their own state, they're admitting that.  But the real ugly truth is even with Munson's SD plan, South Dakota won't fund you guys like the Twin Cities does, and frankly, my guess is South Dakota wouldn't take you. 

From an Axios Twin Cities story from earlier this year, the city of Minneapolis alone pays more than 1.9 billion in state taxes per year, but only gets back 543 million in state aide.  The seven county metro area (all of which is omitted from Munson's run for the border) pays 3.46 billion more in state taxes than they get back in return.  Where does this extra money go?  Right into the moocher counties in the western part of the state, counties who spend FAR more than they take in in local state tax payer dollars. 

Take Munson's district, which includes Waseca, Wantonwan and Blue Earth (but NOT including Makato proper) Counties.  Waseca and Wantonwan both receive far more in state aid than they pay into the system.  Although the reports I found don't break down counties even further, my suspicion is that Blue Earth County minus Mankato is also dependent on metro area tax dollars to pay their bills.

Many of the counties Munson is wanting to peel off from the state spend FAR more in tax dollars than they pay into the system. My guess is Munson thinks South Dakota would pick up the slack and cover their over the top spending habits.

Probably not! According to Ballotpedia (and to be fair these numbers are a little old [2015/2017]) South Dakota spends about 1/10th Minnesota does on state aid to counties.  They don't have a personal income tax, and their property taxes are a set rate, so most of the money comes from sales tax.  According to what they pay currently, South Dakota will immediately cut your K-12 education, public assistance and Medicare budgets (dramatically too!), but good news; they pay more than Minnesota does for prisons.  Overall a former Minnesota county is going to get a double whammy.  First they lose the Twin Cities tax dollar gravy train, and then they get more cuts to their county's budgets. 

And frankly, South Dakota won't want you! Not only will they see a whole bunch of moocher counties they have to try to prop up, but the threats to current SD businesses and industries would be a non-starter.  Let's look at a lesser category like tourism.  You think South Dakota hunting and fishing tourism wants to see their dollars and resources go to help promote hunting and fishing hundreds of miles away from them?  No way, and that's a lesser issue.  Go to Rapid City or western South Dakota and tell them they're either going to have to raise their taxes or take massive cuts to the limited services the state provides so South Dakota can subsidize a bunch of Minnesota counties who are foolishly ungrateful for all the tax payer dollars the Twin Cities gives them.

But say South Dakota did take you, and you are foolish enough to think the massive cuts to your county's budgets are worth it.  Then you have to watch as the state plays favorites.  Your ex-Minnesota counties will always be the last served, and you'll have to give up your resources without complaining.  When your lakes become fracking water dumping grounds, or your state and county park land is sold off to South Dakota Republican donors for cents on the dollar, you'll find it harder and harder to convince yourselves you're still 'owning the the Libs!'

Meanwhile the remaining part of the state which will still be Minnesota will be a freaking utopia! Look at Musons's map again: 


Minnesota would consist of the Minneapolis/St. Paul seven county area, Duluth, Rochester, the Iron Range and all parts in between.  Maybe not all of the the 1.4 billion in Minneapolis tax dollars, or the 3.46 billion in the seven county metro area tax dollars, will come back, but a MASSIVE influx of tax dollars will come back to the Cities.  The Twin Cities will be the best funded metro are in the country, with immediate infusions of 100's of millions of dollars into roads, schools, parks and other programs.  The still loyal state counties will also see a massive increase in dollars coming into their folds.  The quality of life in the new Minnesota will be on par with that of Europe, while the new South Dakota struggles to get by.

I hope Jeremy Munson goes through with this.  I seriously do!  Nothing will be funnier than watching the County boards of each of these counties having to look at the real catastrophic financial consequences of leaving Minnesota and vote yeah or nay.  My guess is they'd all suddenly adopt a "while we disagree with the out of control Liberals in the Twin Cities, the truth is we appreciate Minnesota and would rather stay than leave."  Sure, one or two counties might vote to go, and let them!  One less moocher county means more money for the Twin Cities. 

I can't wait for the mass exodus of moving vans leaving the traitor counties and driving back to Minnesota in shame, while we all laugh at belligerent anti-Minnesotans screaming about "how much better their lives are now."  Sure it is buttercup! 

Please, do the Twin Cities a MASSIVE favor and secede western Minnesota to South Dakota.  It'll be the dumbest thing you'll ever do!

By the way, if Jeremey Munson hates Minnesota as much as he seems to, maybe it'd be best for him to pack up a truck and move to South Dakota.  It'll save you a lot of time and headache, and we won't miss you!

BYE!!!







Friday, March 19, 2021

The Friday Link for 3/19/21

Sorry (again) the blog has been light, but I've been busy.

For this week's Friday Link we start with one of the funniest TV shows ever, Police Squad!  I was living in Georgia, right before moving back to Minnesota, and I remember watching this show.  Basically it's the Airplane movie, only on TV and instead of the Airport movies, they lampooned cop shows. 

The brilliant Leslie Nielsen started at Frank Drebin.  It's just freaking hilarious.  This TV show was only 6 shows, SIX, but yet they had more great jokes in those six episodes than most shows have in three full seasons.  And of course the show was the in inspiration for the Naked Gun movies. 

The shows occasionally get posted so watch them if you can. Here is the first episode. 


Also tonight, I give you Cinema Sins and Everything Wrong with Office Space. Warning language!


Have a great weekend everyone.  Be healthy and be safe.





Friday, March 12, 2021

The Friday Link for 3/12/21

This week I shall bask in the brilliance of The Daily Show, both current and past incarnations.

I will warn you now, A LOT of bad language!

One of the things I love which current host Trevor Noah does is the ease at how he explains complex issues no one else is talking about.  I featured him a few months back with his brilliant story on the farmer's strike in India, but last week he took on a more underreported story; how in the heck did an absolute slime ball like Madison Cawthorn win a Congressional seat?

The Daily Show is also continuing with the track record of exceptional correspondents.  Roy Wood Jr. so deserves his own show.  Here he is giving us a geography lesson in exactly "who hates who?" By the way, his points about the US and Canada are spot on.


They also have Jordan Klepper.  Who better to dismantle the insanity of crypto currency than the guy who absolutely dismantled Trump supporters for the last four years.


Finally this week, a revisiting of one of my favorite all time Jon Stewart segments, How I Meteored Your Motherland. 


Have a great weekend everyone.

Stay healthy and stay safe! 






Friday, March 5, 2021

The Friday Link for 3/5/21

I hope you've enjoyed the week.  Here in Minnesota it's warm (relative) and melting.  Delightful!

First up this week is the return of The Hood Internet.  This is the dude who does the insanely good dance remixes with the songs from any given year.  Check out all of his years, but he just released 1995, and it was an excellent year for music.  This is great.  


Switching directions, I'm going to follow up on the Golden Globe win for Nomadland, the exceptional movie starring Frances McDormand: 


That movie feels like a documentary. It really is a massive accomplishment for a film.

Speaking of documentaries, I'm not sure if I ever posted one of the greatest documentaries ever made, Grey Gardens.  If I did, please let me know, and apologies for repeating, but it's so good.  It's weird, but by the end you are craving for more answers which will never come. 


Have a great weekend!

Get vaccinated, stay safe, stay diligent and stay healthy.




Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Pat Gets Schooled

I'm hesitant to go down this rabbit hole as the people who REALLY need to read the following post will outright refuse to do so, like a petulant 2 year old refusing to eat their veggies.  But after I posted on a friend's social media post, a post which celebrated the Texas Governor Greg Abbott's insanely stupid idea to re-open Texas completely, a decision he announced on Tuesday, I felt as if we needed yet ANOTHER reminder of the dangers of going down this path.  My response to the original post:

"I am tired of death. I don't want anyone else to die. All the health experts say this will cause more people to die. Sorry if I don't stand up and applaud the likely unnecessary deaths."

My friend who posted the original praising of this Texas foolishness took his usual stance, one where he completely understands the sadness of the deaths, but reopening is somehow (in his opinion) a better option. I completely disagree.

But then Pat decided to chime in.  For the record, she made this comment on a social media post available for the world to see, but I'll hide her identity outside of her first name.  For the record, I don't hide mine.


Yes I have an Instagram page, but so far no TikTok. And look for an OnlyFans coming soon!

I have a lot to unpack here, but I'm going to start off by pointing out the obvious.  You guys are praising Greg Abbott, a man who two weeks ago couldn't keep the power on in his state, leaving millions to freeze, killing dozens.  Many places are still without running water, likely to be without running water FOR MONTHS.  And Abbott has endorsed the bankrupting of hundreds of thousands of his own people by his endorsement of the failed free market Texas electrical grid, a power grid that gleefully price gouged Texans.  Greg Abbott took the side of a handful of wealthy executives over the BASIC care and well being of his people.  And you want to praise him?  That's on you.

Also, he's reopening Texas because Spring Break Season is coming and, thanks to the Democrats and Joe Biden, most Americans will have a much needed stimulus check.  It's a cash grab by Abbott.  He's no different than the Mayor in Amity demanding the beaches be re-opened in the movie Jaws.  

If you do get a stimulus check, shop local.  For me, that means Minnesota.

Many health experts are indeed saying Abbott's approach is the wrong path, and while I'll get to the questioning of their credentials in a bit, we should point out the health expert's track record is batting a thousand.  

In July, when the fool Kristi Noem, the Governor of South Dakota, decided to allow the Sturgis motorcycle rally to happen, the same health experts begged her not to do so. They warned the consequences of a major gathering like Sturgis would be catastrophic.  Noem and many Republicans screamed back 'Who are these health experts? Why are we trusting them?'  They went ahead with the rally.  Contract tracing has shown Sturgis, like 2020 Mardi Gras (when we really didn't know better) WAS a massive super-spreader event.  Sturgis likely sickened 250,000 people, and that's a low ball estimate.  It killed thousands of people. It even caused an outbreak in Minnesota.  And for all those people who scream "if those people wanted to take the risk, then that's on them," THAT'S NOT HOW CORONA VIRUS WORKS!  Many of the people who got sick and died didn't go to Sturgis or live in South Dakota!  The event sent sick people back across the country, back to innocent loved ones who got sick and died due to stupidity!  And many of the people who praised Noem ended up championing her all the way to the ICU.  The health experts, were sadly, correct.

Last fall Republicans across the country, and in Minnesota, as part of the political campaign season, started demanding everything reopen in Minnesota. Health experts, who had been warning of a Fall/Winter surge since April, begged the Republicans to stop and think of the damage reopening would do, how many lives would be lost.  Republicans kept calling for a complete reopening of Minnesota, insisting the health experts 'didn't have Minnesota's best interests at heart.' 

(Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka and House Minority Leader Kurt Daudt in October thinking they can scream CoronaVirus into submission.)

What happened?  The nightmare scenario the health experts had warned about came true. Corona Virus cases skyrocketed with 5000 deaths being reported nationally, per day. The Minnesota GOP had their own super spreader event, sickening many of their leaders and likely killing one of their own Senators.  By the end of November, when it became clear the reopen strategy the GOP and their supporters had championed had  backfired, even they suddenly got quiet and got out of the way of the health experts.  It also did not help the US that Trump was doing NOTHING on the national level to deal with this crisis, only plotting an overthrow of Democracy.  When Biden's team took over, there were no vaccines, there was no distribution plan, nor was there any infrastructure in place to distribute the vaccines. 

Once again health expert's dire predictions came true.

A lot of this "Thank God for Greg Abbott" bravado is really just political.  Most people on the right filter EVERYTHING through politics so no matter what Greg Abbott does, it's wonderful, while everything DFL Minnesota Governor Tim Walz does is TYRANNY!  But you guys are really missing out at how well Governor Walz has managed this crisis when compared to the train wreck states surrounding us. 

Cases per million, North Dakota and South Dakota are the two worst states in the country, and two of the worst places on the planet, for COVID-19 (States 1 and 2 respectively).  Iowa is 5th worst, Wisconsin is 16th.  Minnesota is 32nd, even though it's surrounded by these knucklehead states.  Deaths per million, Minnesota is 35th, FAR better than the Dakotas (numbers for both from Worldometers.info).  According to this morning's (Wednesday 3/3) update from Johns Hopkins Medical (health experts), Iowa is once again the worst state in the country for new CoronaVirus cases.  Less than a month ago, their Governor, without any input from health experts, lifted the face mask requirements and limits on gathering sizes in the state, while fools applauded her, like she had done something smart.  Of course, just like Abbott did in Texas, she insisted that people should be careful, but then negated her acquiescing with her 'PARTY TIME' celebratory announcement.  Now Iowa is a mess, AGAIN!  People in Iowa are getting sick and will die because of her decision.

Another anti-health expert regulation argument you hear is 'I want to be careful but I'm pro small business.'  It's a garbage argument.  Outside of corporate executives EVERYONE IS PRO SMALL BUSINESS!  This is the lie the Right has convinced themselves it true to portray their 'profits and convenience over human lives' stance is something noble.  Everyone wants everything to go back to normal.  I wish I could behave like it was before 2020, but I can't and I won't!  For the betterment of all people it's best we limit our exposure to each other.  The vast majority of small business owners understand this, and begrudgingly have gone along with this (thank you).  It's one of the reasons Minnesota has been better than most other states.

Side note:  I'm Catholic.  Disclaimer: you do, or don't do, whatever it is you want to, or don't want to, do.  I'm gobsmacked by the idea any Christian would think Jesus would ever side with the business in the 'save human lives v. small business' debate.  Jesus doesn't come across to me as the type of guy who would ever make the argument "sure life is sacred, but I got a 2 for 1 coupon for Applebee's!  Feeling good in the neighborhood!"


There's also the contrived patriotic arguments you hear to reopen, packaged as "liberty" and "freedom." Mind you, the people screaming liberty and freedom DO NOT CARE about the liberty and freedom of those who might die.  When you expose their liberty and freedom arguments for what they really are (selfishness), that's when you see the ugliness of their cause.  They argue their 'liberty and freedom' to get a platter of chicken wings and a pitcher of beer in a sports bar is more important than a human life.  They argue their 'liberty and freedom' to go watch a Marvel Movie in a theater is more important than a human life.  They argue their 'liberty and freedom' to go to an amusement park, to a beach, or to a nightclub is more important than a human life.  NONE of those things are more important than a human life; at least no decent human being and/or Christian should think so.

Let's go back to Pat's post.  She clearly implies she wants to reopen everything, but health experts (correctly) point out the danger of doing so.  Prior to last year, the only people who dismissed educated professionals and their seasoned advice were considered to be tin foil hat kooks.  Then came Trump.  I could list the number of times Trump downplayed the virus, but this post is already pretty long.  He promoted quack cures and implied ingesting bleach was a good idea. He had super spreader events throughout the fall which indeed did sicken his supporters and their families, and as I pointed out earlier, he was DOING NOTHING to save Americans from the worst health crisis in over 100 years, and the 3rd worst US death count in history. 

But Trump knew all he had to do was imply the health experts don't know what they are talking about, only he did, and the lemmings would follow him off the cliff.  The Right no longer cares about facts and the truth (this post is chock full of both and it infuriates them FAR MORE than it will educate them).  They only want their opinion validated, and in this case it's this: 'Trump and Republican politicians know more about CoronaVirus than the health experts.'

When Pat goes to the doctor, and they put a tongue depressor in her mouth and they ask her to go 'Ahhh,' does Pat start screaming at them?  Does she insist the Doctor is really trying to insert a tracking micro chip in her throat, so she runs screaming from the examination room?  A regular Doctor is a health expert too, but my guess is Pat has no problem with THAT health expert, only the ones who call out Republican bullcrap on Corona Virus.  To become a health expert, not only are they getting their doctorate in medicine, but they likely have another doctorate in a speciality, YEARS of research experience, and YEARS of real world experience.  They're competent and qualified; the only people you should call in a crisis like this.  But because they dare disagree with Trump and Republican doctrine, people on the Right dismiss them as some sort of cult of disinformation.  The ignorance displayed by anyone universally dismissing the health experts at this point is astounding!

Does Pat do this with every expert she comes across?  When a plumber comes to fix her pipes, does she dismiss them too?  How about architects?  Firemen?  Military professionals?  All of these people go through the same exact process as the health expert does.  They get an education, they then get real world experience, and then they become experts in their field.  I'm not in any place to discredit a person's professional expertise  just because I believe, or I've been told, something that contradicts their amassed extensive knowledge, especially when it is a massive group of professionals all pointing in the same direction.

Now comes the part where the open everything crew will scream "CANCEL CULTURE" because I dared point out the ludicrous nature of their flawed arguments.  NOPE!  No one is cancelling you.  As a matter of fact, I posted Pat's response on this post to make sure her 1st Amendment rights are fulling intact!  What the first Amendment does not guarantee is freedom from ridicule, and frankly I've had it with people who dismiss health professionals, especially after the health experts have been proven right over and over and over again.


One of the saddest things I read last year was how South Dakota nurses were pleading with dying COVID patients, begging them to call their loved ones so they could say goodbye, only to have the sick scream back at them through coughing fits "Corona Virus is a MYTH!!!"  The United States of America has 4% of the worlds population but has been responsible for 25% of the world's deaths.  The reason it's so high is collective stupid from the political Right.  I have no tolerance left for people who question health experts.  Not anymore.