Case in point, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi 'Gravel Pit' Noem had her purse stolen. Not only were her building credentials, driver's license, AND PASSPORT in the purse, but she also had $3000 IN CASH and blank checks.
It's not clear how this happened, but it seems like she left a purse with $3000 in cash just lying around! This is the kind of judgment usually reserved for a meth head trying to pick what dumpser to jump into.
There are also questions about the $3000 in cash. Was it her cash or was it the government's cash? Was there any cash at all, or is she claiming there was to try to get an insurance payout or reimbursement from the government?
She says she had the money for "Easter gifts." I am a Christian and have celebrated Easter for many years. What the f- is an Easter gift? Does she think Easter is Christmas? If she was trying to get money to buy Easter outfits for various members of her entourage, it was Sunday evening when the purse was stolen, a little late in the day to be thinking about Easter clothes. If this were money for work-related expenses in any capacity, you'd think they'd have given her an official credit card, hence no need for cash.
I am a middle-class man. The most personal cash I have ever had on me at any given time was probably $300. I have credit cards and I get cash back when I use them. Did she have the cash to randomly pull it out to wave it in people's faces, to pretend to be some big wheeler-dealer (something I've seen losers do)? Was there no cash in the bag, and she's just saying it was there? Is she buying drugs ( I think this might not be as far-fetched as people might think)? Was she doing the office payroll?
If this were a Democratic Secretary, the Right would've already labeled the money as being from their secret lover for them to purchase bath salts to use to drug children they are killing to eat their gall bladders. And at least half of the national news media would report on that insane narrative like it were a viable discussion. MAGA for years would be talking about the "bath salts gall bladder Secretary!"
But Gravel Pit? Not even in the top 10 of craziest things on any given day.
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