Friday, October 27, 2023

The Friday Link for 10/27/23

I hope everyone has a nice Halloween on Tuesday and a lot of fun this weekend.

I remember the first time someone sent a VHS tape of an episode of the first Comedy Channel's season of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Compared to how polished the show would become it still seemed somewhat amateurish, but Robot Holocaust was so funny. 

I didn't see much of the show in Germany, and it was only when I returned to MSP in 1992 did I finally see an episode on the now-branded Comedy Central, realizing it had become a cultural phenomenon. Long-time readers of Progressive Citizen X know I love the show.

But I have not seen too many of the original KTMA episodes. The early shows were very different from what would become the beloved later show, but this episode 'SST: Death Flight' was the episode where it all started to come together in regards to riffing.  I had a few other fans suggest it as a good place to start the KTMA season and it does not disappoint.  It does help that this pathetically bad 'Airport' rip-off has an easy-to-mock cast of celebrities. 

And how about Trace Beaulieu looking like Dan Gladden!

Enjoy!


Speaking of Dan Gladden, with the World Series starting let's revisit the greatest World Series of all time, the one the Twins won in 1991.  My roommate and I were the only Twins fans on the Army base in Nuremberg and we ended up making a lot of enemies with the Braves fans.  We celebrated the win at our morning PT where we had to do a lot of extra push-ups.  I made a lot of money on bets on that series.

Jolly Olive has this review.


Have a great weekend everyone.  Stay safe and watch for kiddos on Halloween night.

And remember to get your COVID vaccination and flu shots! 





Friday, October 20, 2023

The Friday Link for 10/20/23

Hi all! It is the spooky season and tonight I have a scare that has stayed with me from the first time I watched it, the short 'The Raft,' from Creepshow 2. 

The characters in this are fairly predictable, although the order in which they go is a little unique (at least it was for the time). What 'The Raft' does is prove you can get great horror and scares from a very simple concept and very simple effects. The creature in this is pretty much a garbage bag in the water, but it sure scared the crud out of me nearly 40 years ago and still does to a point today.

I remember being very freaked out about going in lakes for a year after watching this.


How about a more modern scare? The bloater outbreak scene in Kansas City from The Last Of Us is just fantastic. If you didn't watch that show, I highly encourage you to do so.  An amazingly well-done new take on the zombie genre. 


Finally tonight, a laugh. If you've never watched the original cinematic trailer for Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it is a freaking riot. Sweet Lord is Michael Palin funny. This one is updated for the rerelease, but the first half of this is the same as the original was presented on the extended Blue Ray. 


Have a wonderful weekend.  Remember the flu vaccines and the COVID shots. I don't want you to get sick, go to the hospital, be saddled with a lifetime of medical debt, or die. I really don't.








Friday, October 13, 2023

The Friday Link for 10/13/23

Happy Friday the 13th everyone.  This week I have something REALLY scary for you! ME!

I have spent my day dealing with the installation of a new water heater and now I have a ceiling fan dripping in my bathroom.  I am officially tapping out.

For you tonight are two of my better AM 950 radio rants from the last few years. First up is why you should have never named Lake Calhoun after John C Calhoun.

Afterwards was me exploding at Trump for his treatment of the four soldiers who were killed in Niger, and their families. 

Enjoy!


Have a great weekend everyone!   Make sure to get your flu and COVID shots!




Friday, October 6, 2023

The Friday Link for 10/6/23

Howdy all! 

This week we start off with a true American hero, General Mark Milley.  Thanks to him (and a few others) we still have a functioning Democracy.  When the bloated traitor that is Donald Trump took office, I made a few posts where I pointed out I could never see the military sacrificing this country for one egotistical narcissistic man.  I was right.  As the General says, the military serves the Constitution, not any one individual. Although Trump CLEARLY pressured to military to support him over the country, General Milley and the rest of the armed forces did not waiver. 

Thank you for all you did for our country, sir.  I salute you.  And General, if anyone does come after you, they'll have to go through me, and a heck of a lot of us too! God bless you! Go Army! 


Also tonight is John Oliver and the return of Last Week Tonight.

I wasn't planning on posting this video, as it seemed kind of contrived to post his segment from the week his show returned from the Writer's Strike, and it was a pretty heavy topic, the failure of prison medical care. 

But then we had the story emerge this week of a case in Minnesota where a man serving a sentence for vehicle and alcohol violations was so mistreated by the prison healthcare system the man lost portions of both of his arms (Story here: https://www.startribune.com/12-2-million-settlement-for-man-who-lost-limbs-after-deliberate-indifference-by-scott-county-jail/600309852/).  Once again John Oliver takes what seems like a fringe issue and shows us the ugly truth; it's happening everywhere.

I've had multiple fake Christian Rightos insist the guy got what he deserved and how we should stop concerning ourselves with this case and instead free the poor January 6th insurrectionists.  First off, no. Second, you are truly heartless, making me wonder if indeed you are digressing into a lesser form of human. Shame on you.  


I got vaccinated for both the COVID virus and for the flu on Thursday! 

Get your shots scheduled as soon as possible.

Have a great weekend. 



Friday, September 29, 2023

The Friday Link for 9/29/23

Howdy all!

Minneapolis/St. Paul and Minnesota are AMAZING!  I love living here and I love exploring the city.  Lately, the metro area and the state have been featured repeatedly on many different top ten lists for livability, quality of life, happiness, and other categories. Many times we hit #1.  I think that's great, but this seems to pain some people, and that's sad.

If you really hate this city, why are you here? You have ONE TRIP on this spinning rock and here you are wasting it. Will you say "My job is too good"?  Well, then the city can't be that bad if you are willing to stay for that reason, considering jobs are everywhere.  Will you say "I have a family member I need to stay by"?  That's also a fake crutch.  You could move with them to another state, or at the very least you could move out of the city entirely and commute to them in the metro, yet you don't. 

If you really hate the city, then leave.  Go be happy.  I'm staying.  I love it here. 

For some reason the YouTube page had the CityNerd account pop up in my suggested viewing.  The page looks at cities from a transportation, quality of life, and practicality perspective.  Ray Delahanty is the host and he decided to pay Minneapolis a visit. There are a lot of things about this evaluation I find spot on.  I love how he was told to avoid the Lake Street station, yet he goes the and doesn't find it any worse than most other cities.  He praises us for our bike paths, park system, and lakes.  He is critical of our wide streets and the obstacles we have a tendency to put into crosswalks. Also, he is not a fan of the winters.

Give the video a watch. I agree with him more than I disagree. 

Also this week a fun video for Science Fiction nerds like me.  Have you ever wondered where most of the Science fiction locations from franchises like Star Trek and Dune take place?  Most of them have very specific locations on our neighboring star maps.

The Overview Effect has a breakdown.

Have a great weekend.  

Get your Flu and COVID shots! 





Friday, September 22, 2023

The Friday Link for 9/22/23

Hey all! I hope you had a nice week.

I have recently been fascinated by something I never really thought about before. After the 13 colonies won their freedom, how exactly did they get to the point of electing the first President, George Washington? Sure, it's easy to say "Well duh, he was the obvious choice to lead the country, but it's not like the fledgling country even had a concept of what the President would be, or even how the President would be picked.

Heck, my guess is most people are somewhat ill-informed about how Presidential elections work today (even though we have gotten a bit of a history lesson from Trump's attempts to overthrow the government).  On Election Day every four years we do not elect a President, but rather your state's electors, who then themselves go and vote for the President in December.  For the most part the electors back up the will of their state's voters...for the most part.

Tonight for you, two videos from a YouTube historian The Premodernist.  First, he talks about the long weird path to the first-ever Presidential Election in the US.


Next up is another longer video but a thorough one, where The Premodernist talks about how they had to convince Washington to run for a second term.  A lot of that has to do with the new leaders of the country squabbling amongst themselves on what path should the country take forward. 


Have a great weekend everyone!  Make sure to get your COVID shots and your flu shots! 





Friday, September 15, 2023

The Friday Link for 9/15/23

Hi all!  I hope you had a good week.

Let's start off with food! I love a good Italian sandwich. Although I was born in MSP, I spent most of my youth in Rhode Island, with its large Italian population. A grossly underrated food state.

This sandwich is genius. I can not figure out why I never thought of doing this before.  Ladies and Gentlemen, the Italian Chopped Sub, courtesy of Sam the Cooking Guy: 


Also, tonight is revisiting an old friend, Jelle's Marble Runs!

Fans of the Friday Link might remember when I featured them back in 2020.  Back then, when COVID first hit, everything shut down, including all sports. It was a weird vacuum. As sports guys lamented missing their favorite teams, Jelle's came to the rescue with their marble-rific approach to sports.

Even though our sports have come back, Jelle's is still around, and they are as fun as ever.  Here are a few of their videos.  I'll be darned if I don't start rooting for specific teams/marbles every time! 



Have a great weekend everyone! 

Get your COVID booster, and your flu shot! I want everyone to stay healthy! 



Friday, September 8, 2023

The Friday Link for 9/8/23

Hi all! To start off this week let me encourage you to go watch 'Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.' When that movie came out, nerd celebrities bashed on it.  I am guessing because they were upset they didn't get to kiss the girl in the end or the production company dared to NOT make the movie in their head.  I was skeptical so I passed.

The other night I saw it was on streaming, so I decided to watch it.  It's a freaking hoot! It is a lot of fun. Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez are fantastic.  Even Hugh Grant is enjoyable! 

To prove it, here is a great scene where they have to reanimate a dead person to find out the location of a certain helmet.  They can only ask each dead person 5 questions. This is played out nearly perfectly. 


Two words for you - Fat Dragon. Go watch the movie.  

Next up, there is a tree that is definitely trying to kill you. Meet the Dynamite tree.  This video is from Animalogic, but the host does come off as a touch...overacting. The tree is fascinating.


Last up, how exactly did Death Valley get its name? You would not be surprised to find out that it is named because of idiots. National Park Diaries has more. 


Make sure you get the new COVID vaccine when it becomes available and it is time to get those flu shots too. 

Stay healthy.  Stay safe. 





Thursday, September 7, 2023

The Minnesota State Fair Fine Art, 2023

With the Minnesota State Fair finishing on Monday, here is an extended look at the Fine Arts entries.  

The competition this year was unbelievable. For 12 days the Fine Arts building became one of the top 10 art museums in the upper Midwest. There were so many great entries, but this first one was my favorite.  What a wonderful vibrant piece that would be a generational centerpiece in anyone's house. Just perfect.


The next 5 pieces were the best of the rest. These are the ones I really loved. Fun side note; the retro lady colorful woman painting ended up being the work of the son of a friend of mine.  






Here are the rest of the images/pieces which caught my eye.  





















The Fine Arts competition is so good.  It's one of the things that elevates the Minnesota State Fair past many of the other state fairs in the county.

See you next year. 



 

The Minnesota State Fair Crop Art, 2023

Hey all!  The State Fair wrapped up on Monday and here are the extended photo set from the crop art competition. That competition has evolved so much over the last ten years.

We'll start off with my top three entries.




And here are the rest, featuring entries from my friend Laura (Sponge Bob!). Also featured are two entries from State Auditor Julie Blah and an entry from MN House Representative Athena Hollins.

Enjoy!













Apparently, next year mustard seeds are now forbidden. The competition just got REAL! 

See you next year!  





 

Friday, September 1, 2023

The Friday Link for 9/1/23

I just got back from the Minnesota State Fair.  I know people will say I'm biased, but a fact is a fact. It is the best State Fair. 


Other state fairs are fine and can be a lot of fun, but the Minnesota State Fair is its own beast. Sure we have the Ag requirement.  Plenty of livestock, judging competitions, expositions, and farm equipment to sustain even the most Ag-hungry fairgoer, but it has the quirkiness of the Twin Cities metro permeating it to its core.  A llama costume contest, crop art, midway rides, major concerts, a fine arts competition that could be its own museum, live stages of music everywhere, and of course the food.  The food a the Minnesota State Fair is insane and it's unsurpassed.

People supporting their local state fairs (mainly Iowa and Texas) will insist they have the fun too.  Well, kind of.  If you want a REALLY heavy Ag-centric state fair, Iowa is great, but there isn't a ton to do for the non-Ag fairgoer. A few things, but nothing even close to on par with the Minnesota State Fair.  Texas, besides being very restrictive of individual rights and being gun crazy, only has a more visited State Fair because of its length.  Texas basically has a full month to get to their 2.5 million visitors. Minnesota gets to their 2 million plus in 12 days. TWELVE DAYS!

And while each State Fair has a great food item or two, Minnesota's food options are nuts! Today alone I enjoyed:

Fried Green Tomatoes sandwich (exceptional!)
Hmong sausage with spicy sauce, cool rice noodles and pickled veggies
A sweet corn Danish
A Chocolate/Raspberry milkshake
Deep Fried pickles 
Sweet Martha's cookies
The best gyro this side of the Atlantic
A frozen Chocolate covered Key Lime pie
A Vietnamese steamed pork bun
And a pronto-pup (MN State Fair equivalent of a corn dog, only better)

And I didn't even try 95% of the new food items.  Heck, there was a two-block line for their newest Amish donut ALONE!

Check and Mate. 


The Friday Link this week goes first to last night's Gopher football game.  The home squad did not play well at all, until about the last five minutes, where then they looked like a superstar team on certain plays. WEIRD.  We were down 10-3 late, but watch this late comeback, as we see Nebraska once again find a way to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory. 


The next two videos are from a guy named Joe Scott. He runs a YouTube page that talks about quirky history and topics, and he presents them in a very entertaining manner.  Last week I featured his segment on the worst scientist who ever lived, and this week it gets even weirder. 

First up is a mystery that seems to have its own following; who is using all of the glitter? Seriously, there's a secret user of glitter who's industrial identity is a mystery, and no it's not strippers in Tampa. Someone is using a lot of the stuff and Joe Scott tries to break down who exactly might be the culprit (I think his updated addition might be the bullseye).


Next up is something truly crazy. What if I were to tell you the oldest sound recording of a human voice was actually made before the Civil War?  Seriously!  In 1860, a sound recording of a human voice was made...kind of. It wasn't made like later sound recordings were made, and it is only heard because of modern technology, but at the end of the day, they have a sound recording of a human voice (hum-singing to be fair) from 1860. 


COVID is coming back.  On the way to and from the fair, I wore a face mask on the crowded bus and in the crowded buildings at the Fair. A lot of people were coughing. Be careful.

Stay vaccinated and stay safe.

Happy Labor Day everyone.





Friday, August 25, 2023

The Friday Link for 8/25/23

Hope everyone had a great week and is going to have a great weekend. Can't wait to try the Fried Green Tomato Sandwich at the Minnesota State Fair, but that will be next week.

We start with the super cool news another country got to the moon!  Congratulations India!


Neil deGrasse Tyson has more information on the landing.  They landed in a VERY cool place. 


From good scientists, let's go to the worst scientist ever.  Imagine a scientist so bad at his work that his science ended up killing 70 million people. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Trofim Lysenko. undoubtedly the worst scientist ever, and also one of the worst people ever. 

The great YouTube channel Joe Scott has more: 


Freaking YIKES!

COVID is coming back and coming back hard.  Illnesses are up, hospitalizations are up, and deaths are tragically rising too. PLEASE be careful.  Get vaccinated and stay safe.  

Have a great weekend. 




Friday, August 18, 2023

The Friday Link for 8/18/23

Good mid-August to you! I am spending part of my weekend moving my 2nd oldest into college.  I shall be a weeping mess by Monday.

I love Fred Armisen.  He has an insane level of talent, the ability to completely change who he is and mold it to whatever comedy he is doing, while at the same time still being Fred Armisen. It reminds me of Tom Hanks.  Hanks is very different in all his roles but he's always Tom Hanks at the same time. 

Portlandia is a fantastic series, one worth revisiting over and over again. Here is one of my favorite all-time bits from that show, the B-52's Box Set.  What makes this particularly hilarious to me is the number of people I know who are EXACTLY like this. 


And the B-52's showing top is a nice touch.

Also tonight an interesting history of the Grand Teton National Park, and how it came into existence even though the people of Wyoming fought hard to stop it...until one day they just didn't anymore. National Parks Diaries has the story.  


And last tonight is another great clip from ZeFrank and True Facts - Fish That Suck! 


COVID Is not done, and it is starting to come back with force. BE CAREFUL! Make sure you are masked in really crowded places and at airports, and make sure you are vaccinated.

I want you safe.

Have a great weekend everyone! 






Thursday, August 17, 2023

Road Rage

One of the biggest problems Lefties in America have is there are too many Idealists.  Don't get me wrong, I at times am a heavy-duty idealist, but some people on the left are consumed by it, refusing to acknowledge any practical issues that legitimately jeopardize their dreams.

The current idealist cause du jour is a real ambitious one.  They want to take Interstate 94 from Marion St. in St. Paul, through the Midway, to basically Interstate 35W in Minneapolis (nearly 8 miles), and boulevard it.  What this would require is the removal of the Interstate completely between those two points, filling in the large gap, and in its place building a road with two lanes in each direction, traffic lights at the majority of intersections, dedicated mass transit lanes, expanded sidewalks and bike trails, and a replaced neighborhood feel.  

I do admit my internal idealist likes a lot of the aspects of this approach, but there is a "slight" problem that the people proposing this plan are almost belligerently ignoring; what do you do with the 160,000+ vehicles which use Interstate 94 in between the two downtowns on a daily basis? 

That is a pretty big freaking problem (amongst other issues) the people pushing this idea just ignore or blithely insist isn't really a problem.  

It is.  It's a really big one.

But let me start with the things I do like about this idea.  First, it would go a long way to correct the racial injustices that the building of the Interstate system thrived on.  Where the building of the Interstate system in rural America was not really an issue, when it came to building the roads into the established towns and cities, the question of 'where do they go' was answered time and time again with "through the poorer Black communities."  In the case of 94 in the Midway, the Rondo Neighborhood, with its successful, thriving Black community, was wiped away.  Making 94 a boulevard in this area would reconnect that neighborhood.

It would cut the CO2 emissions in that area. Climate change is real, and less CO2 is a good thing. At least on that boulevard, there would be fewer vehicles, meaning less pollution.

And it would undoubtedly bring back a neighborly feel to the community.  A walkable neighborhood would exist where it currently doesn't, with better mass transit options, and with that a more welcoming environment, and higher property values.

As good as some of those things sound, there's still a very large problem that needs to be addressed. What do you do with the 160,000+ vehicles that use that stretch of highway on any given day?

The response to that question from the pro-boulevard folks is somewhat comical.  "It won't be that bad!"  "They'll just take other roads." "There really aren't that many cars." "They'll manage!" "People will stop driving(???!)," (and my personal favorite) "Just build the boulevard and we'll figure that out later!" 

NO!  You can't just figure that out later.  This is a major metro area, with an economic and social model currently built on the Interstate systems we currently have in place.  To just shut down one of the biggest stretches of road in the upper Midwest and act like there won't be cataclysmic consequences is insanely selfish and naive. 

At one point, I was a traffic reporter.  I would sit for hours and watch traffic cameras.  It was amazing how a lane closure due to construction or an accident would lead to massive backups on many of the roads in the area.  I remember one accident that shut down all but one lane in each direction on I-494 in the west metro and every north-south road in the area, including secondary side streets, had miles of backups.  Sure that was temporary, but to imply that permanently shutting down a major Interstate with no accommodating plan in place for the traffic which currently uses said Interstate wouldn't cause a catastrophic meltdown is ludicrous.

Pro-Boulevard people know this is an issue, basically trying to make the problem go away by insisting "traffic will magically disappear!" They've told me directly there'd be no lingering effect to taking away the main road 160,000+ people use every day!  To expose the reality of shutting down a major stretch of Interstate, there are a few different examples we can point to.  When the I-35W bridge collapsed, traffic was a nightmare.  I saw it firsthand.  Not only was I-94 in both directions into Minneapolis backed up FAR WORSE than normal, but many of the side streets with a bridge that crossed into the downtown were PACKED with cars.  Sure it was worst at the beginning of the crisis, but those levels never really eased up until the new bridge was open.  Read the report for yourself. https://www.lrrb.org/pdf/201021.pdf

Then there were the pro-boulevard folks who insisted when the I-95 bridge in Philadelphia collapsed there was ZERO impact on traffic.  They just made that up!  The reports from numerous news outlets in Philly showed the traffic was horrible, adding 20 to 30 minutes to the commute each way (that's a lot of CO2). And multiple reports showed the side streets were also packed during the bridge repair. https://whyy.org/articles/philadelphia-i95-collapse-traffic-commute/ and https://abc7ny.com/i-95-bridge-collapse-live-stream-philadelphia-repair/13417623/

And both cases were temporary, not a permanent long-term plan.  But pro-boulevard people point to a project in Detroit where they are boulevard-ing out an interstate, insisting "See, it can be done!"  The project they are referring to is the boulevard-ing of Interstate I-375.  There are A LOT of differences between that and what the pro-boulevard people are suggesting for I-94.  I-375 is a spur, less than a mile, right into the downtown, with two lanes in either direction.  When reopened, it'll be six boulevard lanes, at a cost of AT LEAST a quarter of a billion. The stretch they want to do in the Twin Cities midway is nearly 8 miles, the main highway connector between the two biggest downtowns in the state, 9 and 10 total lanes in some spots, 8 lanes for most of it, and their new I-94 boulevard will have only four lanes for car traffic.  These are nowhere even close to being the same project.  They're not comparable.

When the new I-35W bridge reopened, they shut down the extra lane they set up on the I-94 bridge over the Mississippi.  In the above-linked story, they also analyzed what that did to traffic.  Losing one lane on one bridge increased traffic by 2 to 6 minutes for many St. Paul commuters alone, and that wasn't shutting the whole thing down!  It was one lane, going from 5 lanes to 4 lanes for half a mile.  But I've had pro-boulevard people look at that warning sign and insist "So people have to drive for 2 to 6 minutes longer.  I think that's no big deal." I do not know what to say to people who should realize these numbers are a problem that points to a much larger issue but instead insist the total impact of removing 8 miles of major Interstate would be 5 to 10 minutes of extra traffic. 

You're not being serious, or honest.

You might be asking, "Didn't they come up with a solution already, the Rondo Land Bridge?"  Kind of.  It looks like that is the option they are going with, reconnecting the old Rondo neighborhood by putting a four-block land bridge over I-94 and filling it with 200 new housing units and a more neighborhood feeling for the area.  It's a great idea, which starts to address the racially insensitive construction of the Interstate system.  No, it doesn't limit Interstate traffic, nor (to my knowledge) add any new mass transit options for people traveling between the two downtowns, but it's a good start to covering up the blight of the industrial roadway. 

But I guess that wasn't good enough for some people, and they now want to take it to the extreme, upending the normal life of many others for their cause.

I'm going to take some time and give you an idea of what the metro would look like if you shut down I-94 in the Midway without doing anything else first (the solution many people on the pro-boulevard side seem to want to go with), and then let's figure out what the investment would have to be to try to make something like this happen so the city didn't implode.

IF YOU JUST GOT RID OF I-94 WITHOUT ANY MAJOR UPGRADES TO THE SURROUNDING INFRASTRUCTURE:

The new "community friendly" boulevard would be constant bumper-to-bumper traffic.  Just the local commuters in St. Paul and the East metro who either work in the Midway or in Minneapolis will back that road up starting at 5 AM until likely 9 PM in both directions.  It will.  Marshall, Selby, Summit, and Grand on the south side of I-94 and  University and Minnehaha on the north side will also be bumper to bumper with limited speed.  And EVERY city street in the Midway will see some levels of increased traffic.  Neighborhoods that currently do not have a lot of vehicle traffic will have drivers frantically speeding through them at all times trying to find a quicker way between the downtowns.  Your community-friendly hopes will not come to fruition as the roads will become more akin to Central Ave. through Blane, or US 10 in the northwest metro.  It's hard to be pedestrian friendly when every road is blocked with cars full of angry commuters.

But versus Central and US 10, the speeds on these St. Paul streets will be A LOT slower.  The traffic lights will create a dam system that prevents the overwhelmed roads from being able to disperse the traffic quickly and efficiently.  My guess is a 45-minute commute (versus the current 15-minute one) from the State Capitol to US Bank Stadium, AT BEST.

Let's look at the traffic which will avoid the boulevard.  Just the through traffic which comes into the city either on the way to North Dakota and the West Coast or heading into Wisconsin will immediately cause our inadequate outer Interstate loop I-694/I-494 to be overwhelmed.  It will be bumper-to-bumper traffic on the entire ring, with the exception being the western side of the metro. And I'm not just talking rush hour.  We will graduate to Chicago/LA levels of all-day traffic. Secondary east-west highways which are few and far between will also be overwhelmed.  Highway 36 will become the option to go into downtown Minneapolis by highway from the East side (via hitting I-35W).  It will be overwhelmed.  Crosstown/62 on the south side will also be overwhelmed.  The additional traffic on I-494 and the Crosstown will make getting to the airport a traffic nightmare for anyone on the east side.

Mass transportation, even with a completed boulevard, will be great for a few people, but inadequate for most others.  Sure, if you live within two to three blocks of the boulevard, you'll have easy access to the mass transit options it'll offer, but what if you are 20 blocks away?  Are you going to hike that, even in winter?  Will you be relegated to multiple bus/light rail transfers to get where you need to go?  How about the people in the east-side suburbs?  Even if they did have a mass transit option near them (unlikely), it'd be at least three transfers and an extra hour to an hour and a half each way going to the west side.  Pro-boulevard people have insisted to me that this is a sacrifice the public will gladly accept.  That's delusional.

Then there is the immediate impact on the businesses that use I-94 between the downtowns to ship their products.  Pro-Boulevard people have insisted to me FOUR TIMES there are no businesses that ship on the I-94 corridor in the Midway.  That's just belligerent dishonesty.  They argue "Well I've never seen one." That's because you are intentionally not looking.  Businesses that ship will not stick around if every truck trip costs them an extra 5 gallons of gas each way.  Eventually, these businesses will move, creating another problem for the 'new utopia.'  The jobs will go away, but pro-boulevard folks seem to think people will gladly leave their 100K a year job in Minneapolis, or 65K a year job with benefits off of Hwy. 280, and instead choose to open up businesses like a 1910 neighborhood fruit stand, or a homemade hemp bag shop.  I've had five people tell me that will happen!  Their refusing to empathize with pro-Interstate people on business and personal economic issues doesn't help make their argument. 

And what about the Wild and MN United, who NEED people from the west side to come to their games.  The Ordway, Science Museum, History Museum, Children's Museum, and most restaurants and stores in St. Paul have a business model based on people coming from all around the metro to support them.  You are putting a lot of institutions into a difficult position; stay in a much harder to get to St. Paul, or move to Minneapolis where the population is much larger and it's easier to get to your front door?  My guess is most will eventually relocate to the west side.

As I said, this would be a mess for one reason.  Pro-boulevard people don't want to factor in the complete picture of their idealistic dream.  Maybe they have and they've realized what a nightmare it would be, but they choose to ignore the problem.  

COSTS:

Let's talk costs and investments that would be needed to make this even feasible.

Before one shovelful of dirt hits I-94, I-694 and I-494 on the East side will need billions of dollars in investment to expand to AT LEAST four lanes.  I-694 will need them over to Highway 100 in Brooklyn Center, and I-494 will need to be expanded to at least Crosstown 62 (the old 110). These upgrades will not be an option!  Highway 36 in the northeast will HAVE TO become an eight-lane highway, with no traffic lights, another 2 to 3 billion dollars in investment.  Crosstown 62 will also have to become a six to eight-lane, light-free highway (including a new Mentoda Bridge).  Total cost to make all of these upgrades: (pure guess) 25-30 billion.  THIS IS SPENDING THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN BEFORE YOU'VE EVEN STARTED TO WORK ON 94.

Let's get to that. Where are you getting the mountain of dirt you will need to fill in that ditch?  That's going to be a major environmental sacrifice on its own.  The cost of removing everything, filling it all in with dirt, and re-laying the sewers, drains, and everything underground for an 8-mile stretch will be probably 5 to 10 billion.  THEN you have to build the new road.  Probably another 2 billion will be needed for that alone.

You'd need an immediate massive influx of spending into mass transit throughout the entire east side of the metro.  Every town from Marine on St. Croix to Hastings, from 280 to the Wisconsin border (and probably Hudson, WI too) would need mass transit which is abundant and easy to access. At least another 5 to 10 billion there.

And by the way, even with all of these upgrades I'm still convinced traffic will be worse throughout St. Paul, on all streets.  That will deter Minneapolis folks from coming over.  I'm sure pro-boulevard people will say "who needs them!" You're a fool if you don't see the need to get people eating, shopping and visiting St. Paul.  Your best hope is to immediately do a mass expansion of mass transit from throughout Minneapolis and the entire west side into St. Paul, and not just one road's worth.  People will not come to St. Paul for an outing if it takes them 45 minutes to get there by car, or three transfers on mass transit. This is a mandatory investment to keep St. Paul alive.  Another 3 to 5 billion.

I've seen the suggestion from pro-boulevard people we could do all of this for one billion dollars.  HA!  That's an insanely myopic number.  If you want to do this and not have utter chaos, 45 to 60 billion is a much more realistic bet (and I keep thinking that is still woefully low). 

If you try to do this and do not have a full plan in place, it will blow up in your face!  By the next election cycle, when the people are furious at the nightmare the roads have become, all of your allies will be voted out of power and instead, you'll have hard-liners vowing to return things to the way they were.  Then you're done.  Your once glorious plan relegated to a cautionary tale whenever anyone suggests a similar idea.

If you want to see what might happen, suggest one weekday when traffic on I-94 can be limited to two lanes at certain points in both directions.  Then study what that does to the traffic for the east side overall.  Even with fair warning, I have a hard time not seeing St. Paul turning into a commuting nightmare. And remember, you'd still need to add intersection lights to those 2 lane roads.

May I suggest a different route?  Build the Rondo land bridge.  I think it will be successful, and that will lead to more stretches of I-94 getting their land bridges, reconnecting the old neighborhoods.  Encourage the responsible expansion of mass transit, making sure all areas are getting reliable daily service.  Encourage green car rebates and investments.  With luck, by 2050, we'll have far more green vehicles than fossil fuel ones.  

By slowly growing this out, you might actually get pretty close to your vision, but it will take time, 25 to 60 years. I understand that timeline is far longer than you want it to be, but I think by the time we get most of I-94 covered by land bridges, the impact of the highway will be far less. 

I want to reiterate, I agree with a lot of what they are trying to do, but I'm not willing to suspend reality or ignore legitimate problems which will arise just so I can bask in the sunlight of my own short-sighted vision.  NOR SHOULD YOU!  There is nothing wrong with being an idealist, but do not allow that to blind you to realities that need to be addressed, especially the realities which counterpoint your argument, cost far more than is realistic to budget, or might take longer to come to fruition than you like.

We should all try to make Minneapolis/St. Paul better, but the difference between reality and dreams is reality is attainable far more consistently than dreams are.  If you want to make your dreams happen, hook them to practical reality. 







Friday, August 11, 2023

The Friday Link for 8/11/23

Super busy this Friday night but I'll make it a doozy! 

MST3K to the rescue and the mighty Camera Vs Guiron! I think this is the best of the Gamera movie breakdowns they did! Enjoy! 


Have a great weekend and make sure you are up to date on vaccines! 




Saturday, August 5, 2023

The Friday Link (on a Saturday) for 8/5/23

Hi all.  Why am I late with the Friday Link? Well, it's been a bit chaotic.  

I was supposed to go up north this weekend and spend some time with family at our cabin.  My brother and his friends had arrived from the East Coast earlier in the week and so it was going to be 4 days of fishing, swimming, saunas, and good times. 

Until late Thursday we got the call that one of the guests had come down with COVID.  It sounds like it's a pretty bad case too.  Our main focus is everyone's well-being, so I am staying in the cities this weekend.  I have offered to head up a few times to go get them whatever they need, but they've said it's probably best we stay back. My concern is for them, and through the hectic nature of yesterday, I completely forgot about this lesser element of my life. 

Because my mind is out floating in space right now, quite appropriately I'm headed to space this week.

If you have not seen the documentary on Netflix about the James Webb Space Telescope, it is remarkable. The engineering required to get such a delicate piece of equipment into orbit is unbelievable.  It makes you laugh even harder when you think of the movie Armageddon, where the good ol' country folk of 'Merica go to those pencil necks in NASA and show 'em how it's done! 

For your viewing pleasure this week, we start with the images James Webb has collected in its first year, videos posted from The Secrets of the Universe YouTube Channel. Just stunning! 


Next up is James Webb's look at our most flamboyant planet Saturn.


And finally, The Secrets of The Universe has your August monthly astronomical observations you can make! 


I hope you have a great, SAFE weekend. 

Each week I remind people to be safe and get vaccinated.  Why?  COVID is CLEARLY not over.  It is still killing people every day.  I don't want you sick, dead, or in a lifetime of debt.  Get vaccinated and be safe. 

Please take care of yourself. 








Friday, July 28, 2023

The Friday Link for 7/28/23

Do I have guilty pleasures?  Dang right I do, and while many of them are ONLY for me and my maker to know (I can't quit you Hallmark Channel!), there's one I'm willing to share with you, Gray Still Plays.

I'm not so much a fan of watching people play video games. Sure I'll watch for a few minutes, but usually I get bored and move on.  Nothing against it, as I'll remind everyone that watching people play video games is no different than watching a sporting event on television.  You are watching others with a skill you don't have do something well.  I'm just not that big on video game culture.  When I had three kids, that pretty much caboshed most of my extracurricular activities.

Then one day magic happened when I had a video strangely pop up in my suggested window on YouTube.  Gray Still Plays is a guy (Gray I presume) who I think is in Florida who plays various video games and contributes what is an absolutely hilarious commentary on them. I watch these for the jokes first, and hilarious video game moments second.  

He has some friends who will change the video games to allow him to test out vehicles, roads, characters, water slides, realities; anything to challenge Gray.  The video game I prefer to watch Grey get destroyed on is GTA, Grand Theft Auto. 

I'll give you four videos today.  Watch them, follow the rules of each specific test, and watch Gray struggle.  Eventually, he figures out the challenges and frankly, he earns my respect.

I know he has millions of followers and almost 4 billion views, but better late than never.  Some rougher language and mild video game violence.  You've been warned! 

First up, vehicles versus the most dangerous roads!


Next up, which car can survive the biggest loops?


What would happen is every time he hit something the car would become a bigger car?  Let the chaos ensue!


And finally, time to test the suspension of your vehicle! 


Have a great weekend.  Stay safe and make sure your vaccinations are up to date! 






Friday, July 21, 2023

The Friday Link for 7/21/21

I need to revisit something I've had to repeat over and over again for the last 20 years.  If you are a proud Minnesotan and if you love the United States, you need to STOP FLYING AND DISPLAYING THE DAMN CONFEDERATE FLAG!!!

I know, all caps.  Sorry.  I'm more than a little miffed about this.  Apparently, there's some dumb idiot in Sauk Rapids who owns a bar that displays the Confederate Flag. The Confederate States were traitors, who attacked the United States, who attacked the United States with the primary intent to continue the heinous act of slavery, and an enemy who killed hundreds of thousands of US soldiers and citizens. You might as well display the flag from al-Qaeda.

(Side note: I used to say the Nazi flag but it became clear many of the people I was trying to shame for their displaying of the traitorous southern imagery might not be too upset to fly the Nazi flag.)

In regards to why flying the Confederate flag is a DEEP betrayal for any Minnesotan, all you have to do is know the history of the 1st Minnesota, the unit which on July 2nd, 1863 saved the Union at a tremendous cost.

It was insanity as 262 Minnesotans took on around 3000 Confederates, AND WON! Winning in this case was holding back the far superior force until reinforcements arrived, but they did it.  The cost was the greatest single-day loss of life for any military unit in US history to still be standing at the end of the day.  Eight-two percent died or were injured in 5 minutes.  But they held the field.

It's interesting to hear the modern narrative that the 20th Maine was the unit to save the day, and they were outstanding on the far flank of the Union lines, but the 1st Minnesotans were historically known as THE unit from Gettysburg.  They were considered by presidents and military leaders for over 100 years to be the men who saved the United States. 

Now take down the damn Confederate flag and show some respect. 

Two from the National Battlefield Trust as they both go into detail about the 1st Minnesotan.  

The second video is good because it gives you an overview of where the first video was shot. You can see the fence line and the treeline by the little swale.  It gives you a better idea of how much carnage happened in such small spaces, a chaos that would be revisited by the US military with D-Day in WWII. 


Finally tonight is a video that actually does the diagram of the 1st Minnesota charge.


Stay healthy, have a great weekend and God Bless the 1st Minnesota. 

Friday, July 14, 2023

The Friday Link for 7/14/23

This week we start off with a clip from Jordan Klepper's podcast, Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy.  

It's amazing how many QAnon/Trump fans think JFK Jr. is alive, supporting Trump, and is going to return to take the stage with Trump in 2024.  I don't even know where to begin to tell these people they're certifiably bonkers.

But if you're like me, the question comes to mind, where the heck did this even come from?  Klepper through talking with Will Sommer and Joseph Uscinski breaks down the origins, why it resonates with the conspiracy crowd, and the disconnect associated with this lunacy. 


Also tonight a trio of Wizard of Oz/Antique Roadshow videos. Wizard of Oz is very hot in regards to collectors and these three items all had shockingly high appraisals.  The book is sensational, the props are fun (and look at the updated price!!!) and then there is the Bert Lahr script.

Lahr was the Cowardly Lion in the movie and this was his working script.  The insurance price is astounding, but for a lot of people who get a massive inheritance of an item (non-cash), the insurance can become a burden.  The owner decided to sell it at auction, and that's where we discover the difference between auction value and insurance value.




Have a great weekend everyone! Stay safe! 

And remember to stay vaccinated!




Friday, July 7, 2023

The Friday Link for 7/7/23

This week a travel video, and two funny political shorts.

The travel video first. I love the idea of going to weird and unusual travel destinations.  I'm not too counter-culture.  National Parks are spectacular and big glitzy cities are a lot of fun, but sometimes you can find gold by venturing onto less-beaten paths.

The less-beaten path would be a good way to describe Nuuk, Greenland.  It looks shockingly cute. This relatively small port has the fact that it's the main port for all of Greenland in its favor, and with that comes economic growth and some levels of stability. Plus the surrounding countryside looks stunning. 

Jonathan Wheeler from Travel Obscurer visited and made me want to find the way there. 


Next up tonight is Kat Abu.  The Media Matters member is a bit of an internet celebrity as her videos describing what Fox News is up to garner a lot of views. She says she watches Fox so we don't have to.  Kat, I salute your service. 

In this video, she dismantles Rob Schneider, the former SNL comedian (???) who has become irrelevant. Out of bitterness and anger, and a lack of any legitimate media outlet hiring his worthless ass (unless he is sucking on Sandler's teat), he decided to go scorched earth on Hollywood.  Fox News wanting to encourage a certain narrative welcomed this shrieking harpy into the fold.

Fox allowed Schneider to do a comedy (???) special on Fox Nation, and it was what you'd expect. A bitter angry conservative screaming ignorance while the conservative lemming crowd grunted their approval.  Kat watched it, and well...

Warning some rough language.  I KNOW! Especially from the same people who constantly scream "Whatever happened to decency in America!"


Even Better, Kat outdid herself when she made a video doing her own version of the Fox Nation washed-up 90s celebrity 'comedy' special.  This is damn near perfect. You'll have to click on the link for this one:


Have a great weekend everyone.  Make sure to stay up to date on vaccinations.